Wrong Number

After a long day at work, I got home a little after 8 PM. Working two jobs, taking a business class at night and sometimes hustling side gigs, can be very tiring. I’m not complaining, because the reward at the end of the day is green. Money is a need, but not a necessary, if that make any sense. Anyway, I’m off topic. I’m finally home with a cold Samuel Adams beer in my hand. That first sip is always so delicious and inviting to my soul. I’ve enjoyed drinking beer since the early days of my childhood, when I use to steal a sip from my mother when she had house parties. Those were the days.

With all the options for television now, I was fluttered with options on what I could diffuse my brain with. Netflix and chill with myself, Hulu and relax with myself, Firestick and watch a flick by myself. Are you seeing the pattern? I’ve been single for over a month and I was starting to miss the female voice along with the touch. I decided to watch the news to depress myself even more. The news can do that to me. It’s 90 percent negative news and one story about a rescue dog.

I’ve been on various dating apps that allow you to swipe a face for rejection or exception. Tinder, Tagged and Joyride, just to name a few. There are others, but for now these three have my attention. It makes me wonder, if I created a dating app, what would it be like. I’ll probably name it, Honest Booty. Only because, if you are on my app, it will make you be honest. It will take from all your social media sites and computer usage in general. I’m talking about resumes, jobs, police records, vacations, etc. Even if you just want to fuck, this app will let the others know in some type of way. And what’s wrong with just wanting to fuck sometimes? Nothing! Jerking off can be mentally depressing and overwhelming at times. Sometimes you just want other fingers on your junk.

This weather girl is starting to look like Nia Long or Rhianna after my fourth beer. I’m starting to feel a tingle where the sun only shines at a nude beach. I told you news can be depressing. I get up and make it to the kitchen for a quick bite. I’m not cooking tonight, so microwave, here I come.

My phone rings and I don’t recognize the number. But I’m thinking, is this a member of my volunteer group or someone that is looking for me for a side job. I pick up based on my rent being due next month. Hello, Jerome speaking. Hey Jerome, how are you doing, a sexy voice says. Who’s this? This is Karen from POF. Plenty of Fish? Yeah! Damn, I haven’t had that account in years. You sure you have the right number? I have the wrong number, but you sound mad cute. You must don’t know girl, I’m handsome. I’m a combination of Michael B. Jordan and Usher without the herpes. I got a huge chuckle and a sexy your funny comment. What you look like sexy voice? Instead of telling you, I’ll send you a couple of photos if you don’t mind. Mind? Do bears have fur? Did bugs bunny have a sense of humor? Does Oprah hate kids? You get the point girl, send those photos before Android comes out with a new phone.

Are you serious with these photos? She looked so good, I wanted to pull out my someone else’s dick and jerk them off. I was ready to suck her daddy’s dick like Biggie Smalls said in one of his song’s. Okay then beautiful. What’s good with you? She said, nothing until you send me photos too. I had to go to the pile of I’m going to send this photo to a beautiful woman photo album. I found some simple pics and sent them through. She was very pleased with them.

We need to meet as soon as possible she quoted. I agree to the highest degree. Tell me when and I’ll make it happen. It’s Thursday, so what are you doing tomorrow she asked. Okay, I can make that happen. Tell me more about yourself. We spoke for a couple more hours like we were old friends with a sex history. She had me hard as a diamond in concrete and I had her as moist as a wet sponge soaked in coconut oil. We had so much to look forward too.

I was counting down the minutes and seconds at work on Friday. It felt like the entire year was today. I was ready to go home and prep the house and scrub my balls like they were about to be inspected for hiding drugs. When I got off, I was driving to the spot like I was a race driver on speed. I got home and clean the house so spotless, I was thinking about serving dinner on the floor. She called said she would be an hour late. I thought it was find, because I haven’t even shaved or prepped the meal. I was so excited for tonight, I was dancing around the house listening all 90’s hip-hop. I think I even did a couple of break dancing moves.

The bell rung, and I did a double check for the wardrobe and breathe. I couldn’t believe my luck, but I was ready like Freddy vs Jason. I buzzed her in and she entered my apartment like she was on the red carpet to an award show. She looked like the scene in Weird Science when they created the woman out of all their fantasies. I embraced her with a warm and sensual hug and she equaled the force. She felt so soft. Like a baby wipe on a baby booty.

When she took off her coat, her body look statuette. She looked like a puzzle you finally put together and appreciate the view. From head to toe, I was intrigued. I had music videos playing on my large flat screen, while the food cooked in the background. So, when Fabolous and Jadakiss rhymed, my lasagna baked. She enjoyed the music and the smells from the kitchen. I offered her, her favorite drink and cracked open a beer to keep my taste buds satisfied. Our conversation never skipped a beat. We had so much in common, but different opinions that made us appreciate each other’s company. While she sipped her mixed drink off her luscious lips, all I could think of was dirty thoughts. I wished that straw was the tip of my penis. I wished the excess liquor that occasionally dripped off the side of her mouth was my internal juices. Not only did her physical keep my attention, but her voice tone had the hairs on the back of my neck standing.

Finally, the bell rang, and dinner was served. I was praised by her by my Emerald skills, so I used her hand to pat myself on the back. She enjoyed the comedy and gave me a wink when she mentioned if she can serve desert. I welcomed her natural chocolate skin tone and winked back. She enjoyed the meal and told me, she may have to keep me around just for the food. I was cool with that, I had YouTube and I could cook anything with instructions. I was ready for any future meal she suggested. By time dinner was over, we were both feeling the liquor. We became more flirtatious and touchy feely.

She initiated the first kiss and it made me want to just rip off her clothes while we were on the couch. I refrained myself and continued to gentle kiss her lips with passion and care. Is that her hand creeping up my thigh and grabbing at my now bulged meat rocket? Wow, her hand felt like silk through my designer jeans. I was more excited than a person in line for the newest I phone. She whispered in my ear if I was ready for desert. I was ready for chocolate, peaches, cream and any other analogy when it pertained to the female body.

The smell of intimacy is finally in the air. I stand to loosen up my hard penis in these restricted jeans. She reaches for my zipper and pulls it down south. My jeans knew what was going on and fell to the floor and I stepped out of them. She touched the imprint of my dick and gripped my ass to pull me closer. She looks up at me and takes a whiff of my dick. Her eyes never stopped glaring while she continued to sniff. I found this incredibly sexy. She took control and snatched off my draws. I hovered over her with my pulsating dick swinging. It’s like I was trying to hypnotize her. On cue, she grabs my shaft and approached my balls with her tongue. She made her way to the tip and took her time licking around my Darth Vadar head. Before I know it, most of my dick is in her mouth. I was in heaven. I closed my eyes in paradise and when I returned my glare on her beautiful face, she was nude. When did she undress? How long were my eyes closed? I did notice she put her panties were around her neck though. This is going to be interesting. 

The next thing I know, she’s bent over and slides my now spit covered cock in her moist pussy. The right glare made her ass cheeks look cinematic. Her booty bounced on my dick and covered it with her off white cum. She looked backed at me and bite down on her lower lip. She whispers, “Deeper.” I welcome the challenge and give her deeper strokes smiling because her pecan was painting my dick. I take control and grip her waist. I start to feel her pussy grip my dick and my penis feels the pulsating vagina muscles. All I could think of is, she must do a lot of kegals.

I could feel myself getting weak, so I pulled out and smacked my creamed covered dick on her ass. Her ass was the canvas and my dick were the big brush at paint nite. She looked back at me again, this time with the put it back in now face. I put it in slow, teasing her with every bit of my cock. I pull out again, because the pussy is so warm. Her legs start to tremble, and she gushes out cum that drips down her leg. I put it on my finger and taste it. She smiles and asks for some. I oblige.

She see’s the sweat dripping down my face and stands to cool me down with her tongue. From my head down do my chest, she licks with care. Now she is on her knees cooling off the tool that made her drip. My dick is cooled down and ready for round two. My dick is seeming to be harder with every lick. The veins on my dick look thicker and she starts to lick them as well. She shows me she can mult-task and grabs my balls and tickles my tant.

We share a light laugh and sexy glare. I pull her up and lay her on the love seat with her legs spread looking like the Wu-Tang symbol. I enter her and start my left to right motion while grinding in circles. Minutes turn to more minutes. She continues to cream on my dick and I feed her the whip cream she seems to not run out of. I cover her cream on my lips and she gestured for a kiss. I welcome her lips to mine and start to make love to her. Our sweat combines above the waist and her juices below. She scratches my back at the same time her legs begin to quiver. I feel an additional grip on my dick and pull out and spur the most nut I’ve seen since I was a teenager. She didn’t mind that it dripped from her beautiful nipples to her six-pack abs. Her eyes widen from the amount and she put a sample on her lips. She licks my warm cum off her lips and says, “About time.”

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